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ancient-string: Reblog if you support punching nazis in the face. original post

inkskinned: u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor

Added tithonium-digest.tumblr.com and switch all my automagic posting (etsy, and now twitter) over to there, as an experiment. original post

rufeepeach: i-will-not-be-caged: ramblingferret: teroknortailor: sci-fantasy: fiftysevenacademics: crystalandrock: gertrudefrankenstein: Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it

“You execute a human being. You slaughter an animal” “He was the king,” said Dragon mildly. “Oh, yes. And it turned out that down in the dungeons he had machines for—” “Commander,” said the vampire, holding up his hands, “I feel you do not

vixyish: knitmeapony: unpretty: wayne enterprises almost certainly has clothing as one of their retail subsidiaries and i like to imagine it getting really profitable just because bruce spends so much time listening to models bitch at parties. all of their product lines have names

gormengahst: the problem when reading a discworld book is you have literally no idea whether the deep, existential passage you are reading is leading up to something profound or to a pun “or”?original post

digitaldiscipline: emsthebassist: su3su2u1: Chain of notes attached to a ticket: New programmer on the completion notes: “Reduced 600 lines of mostly redundant case statements to 15 tightly constructed lines.”  Her manager, in the management notes on the same ticket: “15 lines of code in

bailesu: just-shower-thoughts: There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting. As a survivor of the 70s, i must inform you that, in fact, at Peak Kung-fu, literally everyone on Earth was Kung Fu fighting, even babies, who came out of the womb

everyworldneedslove: calamity-cain: anakinsbutt: theelvenkingsunderthesky: helenakmanning: slashmarks: ameriphobia: i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader

vixyish: fandomsandfeminism: jumpingjacktrash: the-real-seebs: ursulavernon:             Frogs fall out of my mouth when I talk. Toads, too.             It used to be a problem.             There was an incident when I was young and cross and fed up parental expectations. My sister, who is the Good One,

chinburd: sci-fantasy: animatedamerican: bibliophile20: sheriffsunshine: danielkanhai: i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a

vixyish: gothiccharmschool: … Curmudgeonly Brits who play video games? Ok, I guess … PILLOWWWWWWWWS Bedside tables? or Blackout curtains?original post

anexperimentallife: I want to see Alan Alda make a brief appearance in the next Avengers movie. He gets a phone call, looks confused and says, “I think you have the wrong Hawkeye,” then hangs up. The camera pans out and we see he is

stabbingcontest: fuark-off: and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate The inside of my left cheek mostly. I chew my lips so badly I occasionally need to take a callus file to them just to

bones-rust-decay-and-mold: michaelskanks: what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center “hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something”  “i’m gonna prank them so hard” “joey no” “im gonna say

writtenley: zodiac–signs: lady-wanderer: lascumz: eliza-lou-riley: Boys, protect girls. Call people out when they make offensive jokes. Stand up to those who treat girls like objects. Walk a girl home if she feels unsafe. Listen to them and be considerate of their feelings. Destroy

dragonwrangler: desertqueenfuriosa: Pacific Rim: Well written and developed female character fights aliens with her golden retriever Winter Soldier: well written and developed female character fights the government with her golden retriever and bird Mad Max: Several well written and developed female characters fight everything

stabbingcontest: pr0digee: linaevelovesyou: rejecteddemo: seananmcguire: tashabilities: geeksofdoom: washingtonexaminer: That’s the expected cost to taxpayers over 10 years from Obama’s proposed free tuition plan, the White House admitted Friday. That’s about the cost of 8 months of war in Iraq. Seems like

azzandra: Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’. Like, they come and meet us and they’re

vixyish: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which

akstatic: stone-faced-sunset: mamalalonde: yungbiochemist: Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt #if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear Diagrams are accepted Diagrams are encouraged. Flow charts are sexy. Step by step manual instructions will

Dear Tumblr: When I’m reblogging something FROM TUMBLR, why are you so often incapable of retaining the original formatting and post type properly? original post

vixyish: “When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she