akstatic:

stone-faced-sunset:

mamalalonde:

yungbiochemist:

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear

Diagrams are accepted

Diagrams are encouraged. Flow charts are sexy. Step by step manual instructions will make me feel extra stimulated. Blueprints will be collected and kept in a pornography folder.

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