Martin Tithonium

averagefairy: must have been easier to be alive before news traveled so fast and you were only ever aware of a handful of tragedies instead of thousands and thousands of them being delivered to you on a daily basis. why is there even a

feynites: odinsnotwearingmakeup: paulsblogofficial: remember that short story they made you read in school called The Lottery where the whole town gets together and just stones a motherfucker at random what the fuck was up with that Actually, I know what was up with that!

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naomisalman: gather round, folks, that i may pass down the tale of Fuck-It Jonn, because that dude is just the GREATEST FUCKING CONMAN in the WORLD, and he WASN’T EVEN TRYING. he absolutely fucking STUMBLED ON ACCIDENT into THE SCAM THAT WOULD DEFINE

tondelaya-della-ventimiglia: millennial-review: Teach your sons not to rape. original post

claroquequiza: Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves

tigerliliesandcherryblossoms: tetsuskitten: infinityonthot: fangoddess817: endreams-s: writing-prompt-s: A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you

aphilologicalbatman: maefromjanuary: bandagedhand: justsomeantifas: justsomeantifas: doctors: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE we have found a treatment for diabetes it’s called insulin! people won’t die from this illness anymore if we just give them insulin isn’t this great news? united states of america: how