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thyrell: thyrell: thyrell: garrettauthor: This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you. what’s the punchline here wait DAMNIT! original post

‘Oh, yeah,’ moaned Gaspode. 'Yeah, you’ll bite me. Aaargh. Oh, yes, that’ll really worry me, that will. I mean, think about it. I’ve got so many dog diseases I’m only alive 'cos the little

thealphapigeon: Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second ruleSweatpants count as a lookThrows everything in a pile on the

discworldquotes: “Ankh-Morpork, alone of all the cities of the plains, had opened its gates to dwarfs and trolls (alloys are stronger, as Vetinari had said). It had worked. They made things. Often they made trouble, but mostly they made wealth. As a result, although

“Hope?” she gasped. “There is no hope!” “There is always hope. And there must be hope. To abandon hope is to escape part of the punishment. One must hope in order for hope to be destroyed. One must trust in order to feel the

discworldquotes: “People kept on talking about the true king of Ankh-Morpork, but history taught a cruel lesson. It said–often in words of blood–that the true king was the one who got crowned.” — Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay original post

discworldquotes: “It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: ‘Kings. What a good idea.’ Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design

discworldquotes: “Igneous, despite giving the appearance of not being able to count beyond ten without ripping off someone else’s arm, and having an intimate involvement in the city’s complex hierarchy of crime, was known to pay his bills. If you were going

kihba: in 2019 we normalize casually wearing fake fangs Pff. Why fake? original post

lullabyknell: lullabyknell: deltasquadformingup: lullabyknell: The Star Wars Wiki says, “While C-3PO underwent a memory wipe, R2-D2 was allowed to preserve his memories.” And I am delighted, because 1) I was pretty sure this was the case, but couldn’t remember exactly (R2 is a

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randomslasher: billnihilism: a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it. People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure.  original post

kaijyuu: digitaldiscipline: anthraxlobster: Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. “Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’