Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend
- Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule
- Sweatpants count as a look
- Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home
- “Haha that’s gross let me see”
- Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything
- Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking
- Makes weird noise effects to express emotions
- Laying on random surfaces
Feeling personally attacked here.