Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

  • Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule
  • Sweatpants count as a look
  • Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home
  • “Haha that’s gross let me see”
  • Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything
  • Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking
  • Makes weird noise effects to express emotions
  • Laying on random surfaces

Feeling personally attacked here.