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ivywalled: I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day original post

catsfurever: can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your

accioculus: the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and she asked a young girl

randombrethren: The whole ‘THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST ME.’ thing with Death in Discworld is oddly comforting. Justice is cold and distant and calculated, at least, as it’s portrayed in fiction. Death, our Death, is kind and caring and so full

thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP

moosekingofhell: Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude. Aaaaaayup original post

misterquark: i swear almost every time i see posts that are like “why dont writers include X THING?? i want more stories with that thing!!” its like discworld you want to read discworld you just havent realised it yet original post

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”

therobotmonster: fuckyeahradiodeadair: i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story… Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts. That’s a child. A living being that you made. That shit goes on etsy. original post