‘Now we sing dis stupid song!
Sing it as we run along!
Why we sing dis we don’t know!
We can’t make der words rhyme prop’ly!’
‘Sound off!’
‘One! Two!’
‘Sound off!’
‘Many! Lots!’
‘Sound off.’
‘Er… what?’
Detritus training the new recruits, Night Watch by Terry Pratchett (via thisismeok)