1950s vs Conservatives Conservatives: Let's go back to the good old times of the 1950s. 1950s: Had 92% income tax for the mega wealthy which allowed for households with a single breadwinner. Had minimum wage high enough to get somebody through college. Conservatives: No... not that part.
little brother vs me me: whats your opinion on tampons little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys little brother: why me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina little
Arguing in bad faith [...] L: Then /I'm/ the boss of plumbing, because I'm in the shower and I'm controlling plumbing! M: No! Nobody can be the boss of /anything/ while in the shower! L: I don't appreciate you moving the goal posts like that. You're arguing in bad
Death vs Albert Death: WHAT IS THAT SENSE INSIDE YOUR HEAD OF WISTFUL REGRET THAT THINGS ARE THE WAY THEY APPARENTLY ARE? Albert: Sadness, Master, I think. Now- Death: I AM SADNESS source: happyfork original post
L vs M M: Want to go to the Safeway Church? L: Uh, no. Thanks. M: Oh, you're one of those QFC Catholics? L: No, I'm a Krogertarian. M: Isn't that the one with snakes? original post
Death vs Anghammarad Death: YOU HAVE REACHED THE PLACE WHERE THERE ARE NO MORE ORDERS. Anghammarad: What Shall I Do? Death: I BELIEVE YOU HAVE FAILED TO UNDERSTAND MY LAST COMMENT. Anghammarad: (sits down) Death: GENERALLY PEOPLE LIKE TO MOVE ON. THEY LOOK FORWARD TO AN AFTERLIFE.
L vs TV vs M TV: What was he doing in Brooklyn? M: Dating the barista. ... M: By which I mean guessing her age. L: Cutting her open and counting the rings? M: AAAGHGGHH. You win. Fuck off. *gesticulates wildly* original post
L vs M M: "Ugh, uncompressable soup" L: "Didn't they open for Sexual Crossfire?" M: "Probably not. Why would a ska band open for heavy metal?" original post
de Penny Dreadful MT: Dorian and Mr Shooty just got all kissyface LP: the fanfic writes itself MT: this /is/ the fanfic. MT: the show is its own fanfic LP: yyyyyyup original post
For the confusèd among you. Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on
Communication Lessons L: i have to mash complicated technical terms into baby food that a senior VP can digest. M: when the mommy circuit and the daddy circuit really love each other, they plug the t1 line into the ds3 router and AWWWW YEEEAH. M: might
Boss vs Marty Boss: So, Marty... What's your weekend look like? Marty: Um. I'm... out of the country. Boss: *laughs* Marty: In.. Zimbabwe. Helping crippled starving children with HIV. Boss: So, if we had a push this weekend... original post
Cria-cow vs Martian to vixy vs vixy vs... Martian: the russians want to build a tunnel to alaska. vixy: I can imagine. Martian: I guess we call it the Bunnel Cria-cow: they should just take it back vixy: Maybe they'd take Ted Stevens along with it. Martian to vixy: now now. what
WE are the kind of people you meet on the internet... TechnoFascist | http: //arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070323-online-dating-bill-squashed-in-illinois-house.html (http://xrl.us/vfsq) TechnoFascist | Don't you have an expectation when you pay $30 to find true love that it won't turn out to be a sex offender? asked Democratic Rep. John Bradley, according to