the russians want to build a tunnel to alaska.

I can imagine.

I guess we call it the Bunnel

they should just take it back

Maybe they'd take Ted Stevens along with it.

now now. what did they ever do to deserve that?

they could stuff him into a crack in Chernobyl?

oh, GREAT. so instead of just radiation poisoning..

jesus, you really hate those people, don't you?