stabbingxcontest:

“hello, land dweller. You seem interesting, what is that you have there?”

*CHOP*

“AAAHHHHH MY TENTACLE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!? I WAS JUST SAYING HELLO!!!! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ASSHOLE NUTJOB ARE YOU? FUCK!!!…    FUUUUUCK!!”