stabbingxcontest: “hello, land dweller. You seem interesting, what is that you have there?” *CHOP* “AAAHHHHH MY TENTACLE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!? I WAS JUST SAYING HELLO!!!! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ASSHOLE NUTJOB ARE YOU? FUCK!!!… FUUUUUCK!!” original post
