tereshkova2001:

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dhpt:

so much for the “if you can’t pronounce the ingredients you shouldn’t eat it” thing am i right?

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS

REMEMBER THIS

This. Is. AWESOME. THANK YOU!!!!

If anyone ever tells you that something you can’t pronounce or “sounds like a chemical” is bad for you, laugh in their face.

don’t forget that there’s enough potassium in 200 bananas to give you the same radiation dosage as a chest xray.

Does that mean if I eat enough bananas I could theoretically develop super powers? 
TORREY. IS THAT POSSIBLE? 

Well, potassium ions are important for neuron function. So sure, if you saturate your system with radioactive potassium, you’ll bombard your brain and nerves with beta particles (high-speed, high energy electrons). But I can’t guarantee you’ll develop superpowers before you get horribly permanently sick of eating bananas.