This is a good reason to always carry...

stabbingcontest:

julystorms:

kelsium:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

“I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it,” is an impulse that speaks to me.

i wanna punch the person who parked that truck

This is what keys are for.

I frequently daydream of owning a lightsabre and… helping people fit their car into the parking space.