Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.
So this kid carved his 8 page essay into $70 worth of limestone.
I love literalist assholes. With all my heart.
And, like so many students before, we push the margins as high as we can get away with to make it look like a longer paper…