400,000 Plastic Coffins

In the process of migrating my mail server, I've been tweaking the spam filter settings, starting with a high bar and slowly moving it down. When that bar was still very high, I received an email with the subject line "Is FEMA Storing 400,000+ PLASTIC COFFINS Near Atlanta?". Now, we'll ignore for the moment the fact that the 'video' they're linking to is at reliancehomeautomationsystems.com, but the email continues:

Is FEMA preparing for some unknown large-scale event?
This Horrifying Video Is One Everyone Should See! Watch Here.
Are 400,000+ PLASTIC COFFINS Being Stored Near Atlanta? Decide For Yourself.
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Gee... no, why would they do that? Just because that's their job? To be prepared for unknown large-scale events?

I hope they are. Buy them ahead of time so you've got them, instead of having to pay through the nose to have them rush-made when you need them.

And not just in Atlanta, tho that's a good spot. Makes me wonder if it might'n't be the CDC, tho?

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